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Messy night...!!
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MUM MUM MEN"messy nights" BY SANDY
i havent partied so much what i have in last almost 1 1/2 years of my life ,guess a divorce gets a lot of freedom and guess people think i am abusing it though ,does it really matter ,i dont know but yes all thanks to my new breed of so called party friends , no names please.
As we are a very special breed , guess what we all love in common is women and that very comman thing which binds our friend ship. if there were no women then i dont think we would have been friends all thanks to great women of my city i reside in mumbai whats best about women of mumbai is they are ready to party on all days of the week surely excepting mondays and tuesdays 'sounds very desperate though drink,smoke , indulge , mess up whatever and still they dont complain .
The word is chill ,cool, and whatever............................. women are a lot like air in mumbai It's no big deal unless you're not getting any , also as men are termed by them as pain in the ass though.
men enjoy proving it right by coming in pairs to the clubs and try smoking cigars and keep on chewing it a bit a few even get a blow pipe and guess if he had to pass it on to u i am sure its a gauranted blow but since smoking is banned in clubs guess these men just hold on to it guess trying to get lucky the party starts right from who is going to pick up which girl, i ment in the car to the club well with the traffic around in mumbai and by the time they get picked up the exitement dies down as they know by then which one of us is going to be lucky and we dont What is the one thing that unites all four of us , regardless of gender (as couple of us are converts ),economic status, or breed background and regardsless of been proven wrong several times.
Deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average f##ckers and can put a foot long subs to shame but if we aint lucky the night then its not like the ultimate rejection ,it just feels you have been masturbating and your hands fallen asleep.
but guess we get enough exercise just pushing our luck!and thats just what makes us feel fit and fine enter the club and we start talking behind every girls back and I thnk it is time I tell you what people say behind thier back all the time ..............................................................
Nice Ass some men just to be in fashion have become bald guess its the in thing whats strange u find a fagged self termed knw designer spreeding the word around he has designed the guys clothes by cutting holes in his pockets, so he could run his fingers through his hair cool i wouldnt have guessed it next time be sure u hug him and pat him as to shake hands.
it would be a scratchy preposition further as night carries on you find first timers guys specially charged up by the lust and kinky behaviour flowing around them these are the freshers who get bullied ,they foot the bill in anticipation, they are the ones carrying cigaratte packs what if some one asked , a few of them wear boots , give a gel look and showing off thier cell phones and ready to exchange numbers in desperation , you can make out with the in brand clothing replica from bangkok they wear thats so cool.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it and thats a suggestion and grils are very wary about such men and are scared to be seen around with them it seems the thought is they might have to sleep with them finally because these men are going to tell everybody they did it anyway, girls don't have an attitude problem.
men have a perception problem "talli" is the in word for women ,i see them going for shots , from taquilla to kamakazis but the in word is kamakazi , taquilla shots are out dated its not happening one girl just happened to unfold the mystrey she said to me that in taquilla shots there is too much to do like after the shot u lick the salt and from were and then suck the lemon its too much off effort which applies to men only so we call it "thakela" but kamakazi has it all topped up so once the shot is in u fly so we call it "kam kaj karne .....whatever" ,
mojitos look more like a enviormental friendly drink with so many leftover plants in it and wine is inn its the word french a special breed of women have migrated from all over the country to mumbai to be a part of bollywood ,when u look at them in the clubs the law which applies is light travels faster then sound ,thats the reason they apprear so bright until u hear them speak,and they are the ones who judge men with the cars the men drive ,so if u aint driving a merc or a bmw sorry bro u wont be lucky with this breed ,and if she would be hanging in a group of like 5 guys and should u get lucky to ask her out to another club for the night she would just dump her group of 5 men terming them a bunch of gays loos are the best place ,sounds pathetic ,ya but they are espically u see all the women lined up outside the loos and the gossip.
A club i went to has gone further down to norrow the gap and have made men and women go were they have never been before a common loo well as i understand men pee standing women dont, a 40 year old lady greets you looks 55 though as u enter and the sink with a mirror on top is the great divide with 1 foot space inbetween them so she can keep a watch, well i am sure she is there to take the piss out of ur pants looks like she is a "pee-shee bouncer" so if u dont behave and pee in the bowl or happen to blow rabbit farts or to be caught writing graffities on the wall well bro u dont knw what u are asking for our stories and adventures dont end here about our messy nights,
as 4 of us belive that our relationship with women is to get a little more physical, as we are tired of being 'just friends' by mum mum man.....
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