He's been collecting these porcelain dolls sinc he was 8 or 9. This last doll nearly cost me an arm and a leg though so I told Steven that he can't play with it like he plays with his other dolls, that Patricia had to stay on the shelf.

Anyway, this morning after I got back home from Costco, I walked in to my 14 year old son Steven's room and caught him trying to breastfeed one of his new doll.

My first thought was that how wonderful of a dad Steven's going to be, but my second thought was that the oils from his skin were going to stain the white porcelain. I'm afraid he's going to ruin the porcelain. Is there a cleaner I can use that's gentle enough for the porcelain? What's more, is that he was wearing my new bra I got from Lane Bryant and he stretched it out.